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I'm Lucy, 18 years old. I live in Auckland, New Zealand. Don't know why but I like to row boats and train for rowing but that's about as cool as I get to be quite honest with you. Send me chocolates.

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

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chromeofficial:

ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

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ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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romangoddessvictoria:

nephilimgirlbooks:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

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troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

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jzammito:


me in Spanish class

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

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twentyonepivots:

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

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kizatchi:

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft

kizatchi:

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft

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nosdrinker:

lilraisins:

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

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foodnun:

Teacher: your research paper is due next week

Me: image

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diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

image

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