keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

bella-ful:

My dildo finally came in the mail

agentraybans:

In celebration of Random Access Memories being released today, here is a much over due update to my original chart.

Like the designs? Buy a print or t-shirt here.

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

nighthooker:

perks of being my friend

• i will eat the food you dont want

t0rzz:

fullmetalhymen:

sambic:

“the patchwork clutch or the personalised tote?”

The best thing

I would buy that tote

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

zaynmalik-me:

can i borrow your african american crayon?