theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via asexualtobio)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via toodopetoexist)

graceespooks:

the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring

(via humoristics)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via pagingme)

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via go-away-no-one-likes-you)

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

(via pagingme)

lightlikeafeatherflies:

calmaeu:

TO ALL THE GUYS IN THE WORLD
SENDING DICK PICS TO A GIRL WILL NOT MAKE THEM WANT TO HOP ON AND BOUNCE.
BECAUSE DICKS ARE UGLY AS FUCK
WE FUCK YOUR PERSONALITY NOT YOUR DICK
STOP DICK PICCING INNOCENT VICTIMS

OMG THANK YOU

(via solemnxrequiem)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

(via orgasmic-humor)

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

(via thepurplellama)

ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004

(via cinco-de-rnayo)